Limericks etc...!

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Saturday, October 14, 2006

I like doughnuts

I saw a girl eating a doughnut
she was stuffing the thing right down her gut
I said to her mildly, to stop that so kindly
or she`ll end up with a big butt.

Friday, September 29, 2006

A cute flute player

I sat oppose a girl I thought cute
I said was beautifully playing a flute
she smiled to her mother, then to her father
and thanked me for being so astute.

Odd legged guy

I meet this man who only ventured out by night
as he wanted to be kept well out of sight
I enquired of him politely, why he only appeared out nightly
he said, his left foot was bigger than his right.

Banana and Companions trip

I was approached by this well dressed banana
who was accompanied by a female piranha
he explained what he sort, the way to the airport
because he wanted to fly to Botswana.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Nutter`s toast joy

I was suddenly approached by a nutter
who had just gotton up from the gutter
to me he did boast, how much he enjoyed toast
and asked me if I could fetch him some butter.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

A Sausage Fight!

I saw the most unusual sight
a sausage was picking a fight
it`s opponent seemed quite weedy
but turned out to be greedy
and from the sausage took a large bite.