tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-350694462011-12-14T03:53:24.355ZLimericks and other stuff.richard shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08928562477787172968noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35069446.post-26133946876527575612007-04-21T17:41:00.000+01:002007-04-21T17:42:47.734+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6d82IGKPChA/Rio_AAMl-5I/AAAAAAAAAAM/JWSb0JXYJ4o/s1600-h/Goa+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6d82IGKPChA/Rio_AAMl-5I/AAAAAAAAAAM/JWSb0JXYJ4o/s320/Goa+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5055922800962173842" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35069446-2613394687652757561?l=limericks-etc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>richard shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08928562477787172968noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35069446.post-1160785125755598392006-10-14T01:17:00.000+01:002006-10-14T01:18:45.763+01:00<span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">I saw a girl eating a doughnut</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">she was stuffing the thing right down her gut</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">I said to her mildly, to stop that so kindly</span><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">or she`ll end up with a big butt. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35069446-116078512575559839?l=limericks-etc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>richard shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08928562477787172968noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35069446.post-1159565630261034502006-09-29T22:30:00.000+01:002006-10-05T23:20:20.103+01:00I sat oppose a girl I thought cute<br />I said was beautifully playing a flute<br />she smiled to her mother, then to her father<br />and thanked me for being so astute.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35069446-115956563026103450?l=limericks-etc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>richard shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08928562477787172968noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35069446.post-1159565312576718642006-09-29T22:17:00.000+01:002006-09-29T22:28:32.586+01:00I meet this man who only ventured out by night<br />as he wanted to be kept well out of sight<br />I enquired of him politely, why he only appeared out nightly<br />he said, his left foot was bigger than his right.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35069446-115956531257671864?l=limericks-etc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>richard shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08928562477787172968noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35069446.post-1159564234990697562006-09-29T22:07:00.000+01:002006-09-29T22:10:34.996+01:00I was approached by this well dressed banana<br />who was accompanied by a female piranha<br />he explained what he sort, the way to the airport<br />because he wanted to fly to Botswana.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35069446-115956423499069756?l=limericks-etc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>richard shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08928562477787172968noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35069446.post-1159314250162401592006-09-27T00:05:00.000+01:002006-09-27T00:44:10.170+01:00I was suddenly approached by a nutter<br />who had just gotton up from the gutter<br />to me he did boast, how much he enjoyed toast<br />and asked me if I could fetch him some butter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35069446-115931425016240159?l=limericks-etc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>richard shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08928562477787172968noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35069446.post-1159304617931949442006-09-26T22:00:00.000+01:002006-09-26T22:03:56.836+01:00I saw the most unusual sight<br />a sausage was picking a fight<br />it`s opponent seemed quite weedy<br />but turned out to be greedy<br />and from the sausage took a large bite.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35069446-115930461793194944?l=limericks-etc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>richard shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08928562477787172968noreply@blogger.com0